Why you don’t want to drink the coffee or tea on a plane

Now flying on the airlines is stressful enough, and a nice cup of tea or coffee once you sit down on the plane might make you feel better, but this is why you should never EVER drink the coffee or tea on any airliner, anywhere!

Let’s start with where the water comes from.
It comes from your regular city water pipes, which depending on what hub you’re in, may or may not be a good thing (probably is a bad thing).  The water is then put into a dirty rusty weird looking truck, unfiltered, and sits in a dirty tank on the truck that is rarely cleaned.
After this truck sits out in the nice warm bacteria loving weather, it will be called over to an aircraft in need of some “potable” water.  The truck then connects a dirty hose that dirt, spilt jet fuel, and spilt blue juice from the lavatories has inevitably gotten into a bit, and proceeds to pump the questionable water from the dirty truck, through the dirty hose, into the very very very dirty water tank of the aircraft in question.  These tanks NEVER get cleaned.  Many of them are in service for years without seeing a bit of a brush and some disinfectant.
Once the questionable so called “potable water” has be pumped into the airplane, it will then be dispensed into a very old and disgusting coffee pot, as either hot water for tea or coffee.  The water being heated helps to dissolve all the other nasty sediment into the water, before it leaves the pipes that have never been cleaned, and into the coffee pot.
Eventually this goo is brought to you, disguised as a dark liquid called coffee (or tea).  Bon appetite.

Comments

  1. T00Doublenuts1967

    Laughing my tail off, Jon! You are the city slicker for sure! I am a bit of a nerd but grew up in the country and around plenty of lead pipes I am sure. No worries however common sense rules out over reckless abandon, I don’t just go drinking out of ponds, lakes, and streams, on a regular basis but have in the past and survived just fine. If you are dehydrated and near death, this water would keep you alive.
    Now to address the potable water issue, science tells me there is enough chlorine in that water to kill any and all bacteria that can adversely affect humans. Rust is just Iron and many of us are Iron deficient and require an iron supplement anyway. Dirt is organic and therefore ” Dirt don’t hurt”. The heating of the water further kills any bacteria that may have survived the journey thus far, let us just hope that the cups are clean and the flight attendants have washed their hands!
    To each their own! Thankfully they have Dasani water Jon!
    Thanks for the chuckle Jon!